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Smash Sampo Marries Gerpard Inb4 Sampo took vids and send it to Gerpard after. 🤣

For Ultimate smash it would be Sparkle. (why ? bc yeah) Ultimate marry: Robin of course, but if she wasn't there it would be Sam of course

I see mina i subscribe ❤❤❤❤

I'd smash Acheron, Marry Robin and Kill Blakc Swan easy, wdym by "cruel unusual punishment"

Im sorry but that's not Mina's wife. That's Tectone Girlfriend 😂

I'm sorry but can you not sexualise the characters, they did not give their consent or their sexualities, they do not want any of you. 💀💀

FINALLY for once my girl Layla isn’t asleep somewhere in your Lists 😂

I would tap topaz topass

Nice

Wait. Welt and Danny Boi are in but not [March 7th - Himeko - Stelle] choice?

Ultimate Marry Topaz Ultimate Smash Himeko Ultimate Kill Sparkle Same order for dudes Gepard/Dan Heng/ Luocha (I’m not sure whether I trust him or not but I gotta keep going through HI3 story for context)

the third girl looks a bit likr sodam from cherry crush to me😭😭 i realky need to play reverse1999, I tried once but the gameplay got so confusing to me so quick

The smash marry kill for Topaz Argenti and Sparkle is difficult for me because I’ll easily marry Sparkle because she’s the reason I started playing HSR (yes I did start playing HSR very recently) but Topaz reminds me of Ms. Newbabel from R1999 and I hate her, I pulled her 4 times she is tied for the 6 star I have pulled the most and I didn’t try and pull for her even once, but I probably would smash Topaz and kill Argenti.

Sarcifice I got Albedo kinnie quiz I got Nahida and hated quiz I god child

Did tecci help ya out?

I was rooting for heizou or neuvi!! they made it so far and i was so confident they would survive☠️☠️

Where did you find it!!

8:44 CLANK CLANK CLANK

Black swan tried fixing Acheron and failed (Koomaxx probably has no chance 😔)

Boothill with the assless chaps 😭 Poor man was robbed, Assless chaps with no ass to show off!

“Nothing like Christmas in July right guys” that killed me bro.😂

Now with the newer characters added (and the 2 others that got dripped for 2.3): Black Swan - I can say B Sparkle - EZ Negative Rizz! Acheron - D Aventurine - Either A or B Gallagher - I can say C Robin - Definitely A (her singing alone makes some peeps become _her lapdogs_ for sure!) Boothill - Muddlefudgin' D or Negative Rizz!!! Firefly - B Jade - D (just based on what we've heard from the story) (Misha not included for obvious reasons. He's a precious bean!)

8:00 : Kill , Smash , Marry , Kill (Topaz-Numby-Argenti-Sparkle( 😂

Marry: Acheron, Dr. Ratio, Blade, Jing Yuan, Bronya, Gepard, Serval, Dan Heng, Topaz, Svarog. Smash: Black Swan. Aventurine, Kafka, Jingliu, Seele, Luka, Himeko, Welt, Sparkle, Boothill. Kill: Robin, Sunday, Silver Wolf, Yukong, Natasha, Sampo, Tingyun, Luocha, Argenti, Sam. Ultimate Marry: Dr. Ratio Ultimate Smash: Kafka Ultimate Kill: Sampo

Nah nah nah, Imma have to stop you right there, Yuanwu is an easy *S-tier* for me. It's the voice for me...

Someone is forgotten i believe, not entire sure

Zhongli would sneak osmanthus wine into the function

Where;s the HSR version of this?

for me Smash Black Swan, Marry Acheron, Kill Robin Smash Dr Ratio, Marry Aventurine, Kill Sunday Smash Silver Wolf, Marry Kafka, Kill Blade Smash Jingliu, Marry Jing Yuan, Kill Yukong Smash Seele, Marry Bronya, Kill Natasha Smash Gepard, Marry Sampo, Kill Luka Smash Serval, Marry Himeko, Kill Tingyun Smash Luocha, Marry Dan Heng, Kill Welt Smash Argenti, Marry Topaz, Kill Sparkle Smash Sam, Marry Boothill, Kill Svarog

Sliver wolf might not have a boring trailer but it is so cringe. Way too many gaming references

I’m surprised that cyu is not here

YALL HORNY AF I LOVE IT

i would definitely marry screwllum

Can't wait for mother vs mommy where you either have a mommyyy or become their mother

4:19 Cy you is going crazy after this one.

HEAR ME OUT WHEN I SAY kujou sara is a ddlc enjoyer

Ultimate Marry is Dan Heng and ultimate smash is either Acheron or Aventurine, i just have a type for traumatized people

I actually would pick to marry Black Swan, smash Acheron and kill Robin. No hard feelings

Comment for the algorythm

Now i need cyyu to react to this lol

1) smash black swan, marry robin, kill acheron (sorry girl) 2) smash ratio, marry aventurine, kill sunday 3) smash kafka (duh), marry bladie, kill silver wolf 4) smash yukong, marry jing yuan (MY GENERAL), kill jingliu 5) marry natasha & not gonna f with bronseele 6) smash luka, marry gepard AND GOODBYE SAMPO 7) smash himeko, marry serval (MY LOVE), kill tingyun (canon) 8) smash dan heng, kill luocha & welt is dad i can't marry him 9) smash topaz, marry argenti, kill sparkle 10) smash boothill, marry sam & same with welt, svarog is dad ultimate marry: serval ultimate smash: black swan ultimate kill: sampo this was lotsa fun, i loved this <33

Bold to assume Xiao wouldn't work himself half to death for far lower stakes than a shift at McDonald's

ultimate kill is definitely sampo for me lmao

If I see Blade then he is a kill. Because then he would get what he wants.

As someone who reads BL, I feel like Sunday would be the type of guy who manipulates you into staying with him forever, and is fully obsessed with you. Now that's a lot of red flags, but I like the color red.

Funfact: Her Like count on the video was the date hsr was released officially

6:26 the hu tao expression was actually good😃

Jing Yuan will remember this...